WHAT THE FUCK?!

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
09/10/2018 at 10:11 • Filed to: None

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While I wa s i n the shower this morning some one broke into my house and stole some shit. they didn;t get much as I don’t own much they grabbed about $ 500 worth of bullshit from my house. like it’s not a huge loss little cash, few packs of smokes and some odds and ends, personal items. But who the fuck breaks into a house between 6 and 630 in the am while some one is home?! I’m 6'2, 300 pounds and can wreck some shit. it has to be random, no one who knows who lives here would risk that while I was home! what the fuck. Also called cops at 7, still waiting. they hit like 6 houses and a bunch of cars. we have video from my neighbor across the street but it was pouring so it’s useless.... FUCK, I’m like legit fucke d up over this. Also I live in a quiet suburb this is crazy!


DISCUSSION (33)


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > itschrome
09/10/2018 at 10:19

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Jesus! Glad you're ok


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > itschrome
09/10/2018 at 10:23

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Time to get a big ass rottweiler .


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > Takuro Spirit
09/10/2018 at 10:30

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Seriously!!


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > Cash Rewards
09/10/2018 at 10:31

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Me too, thanks. They grabbed this from the kitchen and left it on the table in the living room.

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Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > itschrome
09/10/2018 at 10:32

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I am glad you are okay. That has to be the 2nd stupidest time to burgle someone after dinner time.


Kinja'd!!! Kim Jong - Healthy > itschrome
09/10/2018 at 10:33

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no disregard for their own safety or yours, doesn’t sound premeditated, more spur of the moment, and grabbing random odds and ends?

sounds like a tweaker.


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > Takuro Spirit
09/10/2018 at 10:35

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There was one at the shelter when we got our Lulu (beagle). The rottweiler was so so darn cute. He just stood there with his toy in his mouth the whole time.

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Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > itschrome
09/10/2018 at 10:37

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Fuck that. I live in Virginia, they would just give me a gun if I told someone this happened to me


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > itschrome
09/10/2018 at 10:39

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Glad you’re okay. I got robbed once and the fuckers stole my pillow cases to haul away my shit. For some reason that  hurt the most. 


Kinja'd!!! razorbeamteam > itschrome
09/10/2018 at 10:40

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Dam dude, glad you’re ok, but that’s messed up. I feel like criminals are getting more brazen these days. Sounds like maybe they knew the local police response time isn’t great in your neighborhood . Thats what goes on in Chicago. The cops are so busy with serious crimes, the criminals know that nobody is rushing to bust them for petty street crimes.


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > itschrome
09/10/2018 at 10:40

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Meth is a hell of a drug. Sorry this happened to you, but glad you’re ok .  I’m against the death penalty except for people who break into houses and cars.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > itschrome
09/10/2018 at 10:41

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Glad you are okay, that happened once when I was a teenager and stoned out of my mind. I freaked the fuck out. 10/10 do not recommend.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > itschrome
09/10/2018 at 10:44

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No neighborhood is safe. We love on the “nice” side of town like most houses could be on a magazine cover 200,000+ 100 year old home. It’s a nice area. But there’s been robberies, I’ve had stuff stolen out of my garage, and we caught some kid rifling though my neighbor’s car once. I chased his ass like 3 blocks before my buddy caught up and stopped me. 


Kinja'd!!! Milky > itschrome
09/10/2018 at 10:56

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10/10 personal experience with simplysafe. Pretty cheap and it saved us in a robbery. Someone broke in and started stealing the TV, alarm goes wild at 1 minute and they just left the TV by the back door.

Sorry though, having someone else in your house is not a good feeling.  


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Takuro Spirit
09/10/2018 at 10:56

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You don’t even need a big dog. A small, yappy dog is just as much of a deterrent. T he small dog is also more likely to try to defend you, even though it’s somewhat ineffective.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > TheRealBicycleBuck
09/10/2018 at 11:00

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My little shitter finally found her voice over the weekend. Sh e’s got quite a loud and bass-y bark for such a little thing.

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Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > itschrome
09/10/2018 at 11:01

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Home invasion is no joke. Your personal space has been completely violated. Sorry this happened to you, but I’m glad you’re okay. 


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Takuro Spirit
09/10/2018 at 11:06

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In our house, the little dog is practically useless. The big dog tries to kill anyone who enters the yard.

Here she is protecting the back yard from the great lizard incursion of 2017.

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Kinja'd!!! vicali > itschrome
09/10/2018 at 11:23

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oof, glad you’re safe. bloody savages.

We had our door kicked in a few years back but only our pup was home(she was fine) . Alarm went off and the jokers ripped the thermostat and the doorbell off the wall trying to stop it..

No one saw anything, they hit a few other houses. Officer said same mo - took the pillowcase, filled it up looking for jewellery etc.. worst part was they took the little drawers out of the desk by the front door- trailer keys, garage door opener, and spare car keys.. that little drawer cost $$ to get everything secured. Note to all- put the spare stuff somewhere weird and not obvious.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > TheRealBicycleBuck
09/10/2018 at 11:26

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That’s because the little dog there looked like a Chihuahua mix. Seriously, I’ve never met a more hyper, aggressive dog breed.

That being said, I currently have four dogs. My one hound probably wouldn’t even notice as she’s pretty old. My Lab would follow the intruder around. My one pit might headbutt the intruder in the balls. Now my other pit, he’s a good guard dog. He freaks the fuck out if anyone is in the house that he doesn’t know. I have no doubt if  someone was in the house that he didn’t know, particularly if I’m not around, he would do some serious damage.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > Cash Rewards
09/10/2018 at 11:34

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I have guns. Lot of good they do you when you're in the shower and dont hear anything..


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > Milky
09/10/2018 at 11:36

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Im looking at systems now.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/10/2018 at 11:37

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Yeah man it was weird. Get out of shower, feel a draft from the kitchen and then just seeing the door wide open. Then realizing some shit is gone. Its just awful 


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > punkgoose17
09/10/2018 at 11:37

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Right! Its mind blowing. I mean what would they have done if I caught them? I'm a big guy! Haha


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > vicali
09/10/2018 at 11:39

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They didnt take anything meaningful. Just some smokes little bit of cash and knick knacks.. they left tools, jewelry, electronics, soo much shit. Makes me think they will be back and that terrifies me a bit.   


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > Kim Jong - Healthy
09/10/2018 at 11:41

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Has to be a tweaker. Like dude I have guns and I'm a big man. Not what you want to walk in on.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > Sovande
09/10/2018 at 11:41

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Those pillow cases really pulled the room together! 


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > itschrome
09/10/2018 at 11:52

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I’ve had my pitbull since I first moved out on my own and have never had a break in. Very good watch dogs, especially when you have kids.

I think the old lady I bought my current house from was connected, as I had a $1k transmission and a $350 TC sitting under my truck for over a year and no one touched it. That, or I scared the shit out of the local thieves when I checked the mail with a slung AR15 as some sketchy dudes were parked in my cul de s ac.


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > itschrome
09/10/2018 at 11:53

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Damn that sucks and super fucked up. Hope they find the asshole.


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > itschrome
09/10/2018 at 12:02

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If you caught them, they probably would have caught something heavy in the head. The fact they picked up the kitchen knife is scary. I probably would have had a hammer handy. That would be really ugly knife v hammer like WWI trench fight.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Takuro Spirit
09/10/2018 at 12:30

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When we get broken into the cop said “If you’re not gun people get a dog.”  Ah, good ol Detroit.  


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Stapleface
09/10/2018 at 12:58

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Our big dog is seriously protective, especially of children. We had a woman enter our yard uninvited so she could get her daughter. Our dog got between her and her daughter and made it clear that she shouldn’t come any closer. Funnily enough, that was the last time that neighbor girl came into our yard. 


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > itschrome
09/10/2018 at 16:49

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Shit.